That is to say, which writer today goes farthest in becoming a walking billboard for scores of products?

Are such writers out there?

Yes! New Pop Lit has located the person, and may reveal the identity later this week.

Before then we’ll take nominations. Which candidate best deserves the prestigious title of “Ultimate Commercialized Writer”?

We’ll give you three clues.

1.) The person lives in Brooklyn. (Naturally.)

2.) The person has written for n+1. (We would’ve included mention of the individual in our recent “Opinion” essay on the magazine, but decided not to.)

3.) The person attended college in the New York City area. (Also not surprising.)

We’re now open for guesses and suggestions!

-K.W.