Fun Pop Poetry #17

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“Merger Mania” by Tarzana Joe

Can you think of something
More insan-ier
Than another wave of
merger mania?

Remember when they
Called the coroner
For good old
AOL – Time-Warner?
And in what seems
A dress-rehearsal
GE purchased
Universal?

How can one company make
Fear Factor
A show where contestants put rodents down their pants
also make nuclear power plants ?
Like a hand grenade and a two-foot tether
Some things just don’t go together

AT&T, if it has its druthers
Would like to join with Warner Brothers
Well if that deal has any takers
I can’t afford to watch the Lakers
And if those regulators let this fly
Amazon is gonna be the “little guy”

lego

But there is one good merge idea
LEGO should join up with IKEA
LEGKEA would be a global force
The pinnacle of all things NORSE
Here’s why this one is a work of art—
Not only would they make furniture that you can put together
They would also make furniture that you can take apart.

© Tarzana Joe
http://www.tarzanajoe.com/

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NEW POP LIT Newsroom!

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What’s the latest in the literary world? One of the tasks of NEW POP LIT is to keep you the reader informed.

This weekend saw two major online discussions about writing and publishing.

One of NEW POP LIT’s editors, Karl Wenclas, made a brief appearance in a thread about the business of publishing, initial post by Nick Ripatrazone, at The Millions blog. See the comments, particularly toward the bottom:

http://www.themillions.com/2014/08/practical-art-on-teaching-the-business-of-creative-writing.html

(See also follow-up remarks by Wenclas at his blog: http://www.kingwenclas.blogspot.com/2014/08/shooting-messenger.html.)

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The other major discussion is covered by ebook author Joe Konrath at his blog, in the post “The Opposite of Legacy”: http://jakonrath.blogspot.com/2014/08/the-opposite-of-legacy.html

The only comment we at NEW POP LIT might make about this discussion is that one road to take is to build your own media! One step at a time. Create your own critics. Advance the cause with stronger ideas, in a forum built to compete with status quo literary media. In some small way, that’s a goal of this project.

We welcome ideas and participation from all sides.