Fun Pop Poetry #21

 

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“The Ballad of King Bozo” by Blixa BelGrande

King Bozo, once trusted toy revered
Now lies suffering with severed ear
Bozo feeling like Van Gogh
“I don’t think I can take much more”

King Bozo’s batted down the hall
He doesn’t like this new game at all
Bozo thrown up towards the ceiling
In his legs he’s lost all feeling.

King Bozo slips into depression
“Why am I this cat’s obsession?”
Bozo fears he’ll go insane
If he’s tossed down the stairs again.

“…but is it possible to go insane–
if all I have is stuffing for brains?”
and is it possible to feel injustice
if my body is made of sawdust?”

“Bozo! You’re looking pretty rough!
I’ll put you in the basket with the other stuff.
Little Malcolm deserves a new toy.
After all, he’s been a good boy.”

King Bozo breathes a sigh of relief
As he’s deposited on the heap
Of tired toys, forgotten muses
Come to rest,
forget abuses.

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Fun Pop Poetry #20

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“O Man” by Pepper (as told to Scott Cannon)

O man, o man
Worship me
Bask in the ring-tailed glory
Of my gray tabbiness!

Knead the warmth
Back into my winterporch-chilled batman ears
And I will knead the pit of your arm
As I ninny like a kitten
With my face upon your breast
I make my bed of you
O Man!

Your hands cup my triangle head
And gently squeeze
Your thumbs push back my ears
And you laugh at the funny face you made of me
You pull my tail
But my purr is a motorboat
And my brain is an avocado seed
And I will have my way

You call me by many names
But I do not come when you call
Your names are but sounds of me
Who have no name
For I am the I am
With but one name for you
O man!

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Fun Pop Poetry #19

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“Two Cat Poems” by Wred Fright

WARNING! Possible Adult(?) Content

Pound It

On the bus today, this dude was singing along with his MP3 Player:
“Girl, I’m going to pound your pussy into paradise.”
And I thought, “I could see petting a pussy into paradise
Or purring a pussy into paradise
But pounding?
I sure hope no woman lets him near her cat.”
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 A Stupid Limerick
 
 There once was a very hungry cat
who loved to eat this and loved to eat that.
She pounced upon a bird.
and the last thing she heard
was a woman screaming, “Get off my new hat!”

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(Cat photos c/o Jamie Lockhart.)
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