The Most Privileged Writers in America Are Whining

keith and emily

FURTHER SIGNS OF BIG FIVE COLLAPSE

Why are New York lit-media’s glamor couple, Keith Gessen and Emily Gould– Scott and Zelda without the charisma or talent– always whining?

First we saw Emily Gould in an essay early last year complaining how she spent a $200,000 book advance on a $1,700-a-month Brooklyn apartment and cat expenses.

http://www.metafilter.com/136982/How-much-my-novel-cost-me-by-Emily-Gould

An inadvertently hilarious tale of arguments with Mom; the health problems of her cat, Ruffles; envy of Lena Dunham; crying at high-priced Broadway plays; and the like. Woe is me!

THIS is the essay which caused lit critic Ed Champion to blow up his mind and career last summer in an 11,000-word rant which called Gould a literary narcissist; prelude to the first of Ed’s two nervous breakdowns.

Or maybe it was Emily Gould’s essay collection, And the Heart Says Whatever.

Whatever.

Now we have Keith Gessen adding to the Insider whine with an essay in the newest issue of his literary journal, n+1. The essay is titled “Brief History of a Small Office.” It chronicles the amazing fact that an intellectual journal written in dense prose and containing a ton of academic jargon per page isn’t swimming in bucks. The attitude is akin to Emily Gould’s: We’re special. Somebody pay for us! (Realities of the market are unacknowledged, because n+1‘s editors are, er, “Marxists.”)

Meanwhile, in just the past few months n+1 magazine has received splashy write-ups in both the New York Times and Washington Post. Merely one of n+1‘s staff of well-bred and well-connected editors, Keith Gessen regularly writes for America’s best-paying magazines. In just the past year, for The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, and New York magazine, among other outlets. Things couldn’t conceivably be better for these folks.

Keith Gessen and Company are apologists for Big Five publishing as well as recipients of its largesse. Yet it’s not enough! Maybe things aren’t quite as cushy in the posh New York literary world as we’ve been told.

-KW

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Alice-Gregory

(Pictured: Alice Gregory, our designated “Ultimate Commercialized Writer.”)

Have art and commerce merged completely? Is Ultimate Commercialized Writer Alice Gregory, a New York staple, the face of the future writer?

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We’re asking our readers to go onto this Alice Gregory article and count the total number of products mentioned. Be careful! Not all of them are highlighted.

http://intothegloss.com/2013/09/alice-gregory-writer/

This feature of course isn’t the only time Ms. Gregory has been a commercialized trailblazer for New York City writers. There’s this interview at The Awl, called a “Sponsored Post.” We’d never heard of a sponsored post before. The behind-the-scenes sponsor in this instance is chic clothier Ann Taylor.

http://www.theawl.com/2010/10/sponsored-post-qa-with-alice-gregory-brought-to-you-by-art-she-said

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Need help finding a uniform? The Ultimate Commercialized Writer is there, courtesy of J. Crew.

http://hello.jcrew.com/2014-10-oct/alice-gregory

Does the UCW promote anything more upscale than uniforms? Yes! For larger budgets, Alice Gregory, the Ultimate Commercialized Writer, contributes articles for radical chic magazine n+1 and its high-priced readership. Noteworthy among her pieces is this one, on the art auctioneer Sotheby’s:

https://nplusonemag.com/issue-13/reviews/on-sothebys/

We like this quote in particular:

“I can now identify a Loro Piana cashmere shawl from across a crowded room (a disproportionate percentage of men worth over a billion dollars wear purple ones).”

Wow! Would we expect anything less in discernment and taste from the Ultimate Commericalized Writer? A model for us all?! She’s the cutting edge of today’s New York literary scene.

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