For many defenders of today’s status quo literary scene, elitism and snobbery are the point. I call them Woolfists. Those who’ve adopted the classist ideas and high-brow poses of classic literary snob Virginia Woolf.

THE QUESTION is: Who’s the Top Snob? Who’d receive the award, if there were any such award to give out? We’ve identified five candidates, though there may be more.

NOTE: We’ve excluded literary critics from consideration. There are too many of them! All trying to be Addison DeWitt.

VOTE NOW! Comments and suggestions welcomed.